becausebirds:

crownofbirds:

horatioandalice:

parrotlady:

When you’re strange… like Io!

BOUNCING BABY GOFFIN’S COCKATOO

please watch this highly birdportant cockatoo dance

*bounces*

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plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

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wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

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iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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Timestamp: 1412199810

iknowgallifreyan:

I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

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lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem 

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

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thefrogman:

Catvengers, assemble!

Catvengers by Keyyu [tumblr | redbubble]

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Timestamp: 1412199269

thefrogman:

Catvengers, assemble!

Catvengers by Keyyu [tumblr | redbubble]

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littlelotte-xo:

Do not ever let anyone shame you or hold you to be the person you were yesterday.

You are human. You will grow. You will change. If it takes a lifetime, five years, five weeks, or five minutes. You are allowed to change. And you do not need to justify who you were. You are you. It’s all you’ll ever be. Don’t let people hold you to who you were.

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nowyoukno:

esotericworld:

Georgia Guidestones

The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

make this viral

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Timestamp: 1412198818

nowyoukno:

esotericworld:

Georgia Guidestones

The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

make this viral

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nowyoukno:

esotericworld:

Georgia Guidestones

The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

make this viral

(via brotoro)

Timestamp: 1412198765

nowyoukno:

esotericworld:

Georgia Guidestones

The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

make this viral

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Tease the fuck out of me

  • I want someone that's going to turn over and bite my neck in the middle of the night just to get a rise out of me. I want someone that knows all of my weak spots and hits them just to make me crave them. I just want to crave someone.. I want someone that I'll want so badly physically and emotionally. Oh god.

dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

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Timestamp: 1412198692

dogparkmayor:

Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department

Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$

Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$

All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$

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jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

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Timestamp: 1412198608

jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89

Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99

Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44

Heely’s - $133.21

(via jesussbabymomma)

thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:

(Source: memewhore, via collectivelyfrivolous)

Timestamp: 1412198552

thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:

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