callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul, via through-your-playground-eyes)

Timestamp: 1406790711

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul, via through-your-playground-eyes)

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

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(Source: gifboss, via distraction)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute, via departured)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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daddiesnaughtykitten:

keepcalmandobeydaddy:

How was work daddy? Stressful? Well daddy let me help you.. Just sit back and relax. Let me take care of you.

I wish I could do this for him all the time.

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daddiesnaughtykitten:

keepcalmandobeydaddy:

How was work daddy? Stressful? Well daddy let me help you.. Just sit back and relax. Let me take care of you.

I wish I could do this for him all the time.

justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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(via distraction)

prumpkins69:

femme-bl0g:

psych-facts:

This makes me happy :’)

justcomeundone my heart..

Excuse me while I cry my eyes out from happiness and cuteness

(Source: cute-overload, via sheeriessundays)

Timestamp: 1406630200

prumpkins69:

femme-bl0g:

psych-facts:

This makes me happy :’)

justcomeundone my heart..

Excuse me while I cry my eyes out from happiness and cuteness

(Source: cute-overload, via sheeriessundays)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via departured)

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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(Source: military-life, via gucciblunts)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

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